People do and say the dumbest things, I swear...

...it's true. Let me list some of the things I've heard or personally experienced myself.

1. The Microbacteria.

I was walking out of the gym the other day when I saw three gym employees. A woman was walking along telling this other guy, "You know, there's a thing called microbacteria..." before they entered gym and the conversation was cut off.

I would've loved to listen to their conversation, since of course, everybody knows that all bacteria are huge, macrosized giants.

2. The address.

So a friend of mine sent an email to all her relatives to ask for their home addresses, to send them celebratory post cards. She probably failed to mention that she wanted home adresses, but nevertheless, her relatives did send an address back; the same email adresses she sent out that email to.

3. This conversation happened to my friend and her friend and I was in the car.

"What is this building?" *pointing to a hospital*
"A hospital."
"Oh."
"Yah."
"....is it 24 hours?"

4. The Devil wears Prada.

I went to watch a movie (The Devil wears Prada) with a friend once, and she's nice and I like her, but I'll never forget this little conversation we had after the movie.

Me: How did you like the movie?
Her: Oh it was nice. Just that it wasn't what I thought it would be.
Me: Oh? What were you expecting?
Her: Well, I thought it would be a movie about the devil. You know, with the horns and pitchfork.

5. How would you like your steak?

A friend and I had dinner at TGIF once, and he ordered the steak. Naturally the waiter asked, "How would you like it?" before my friend gave it some thought and said,

"Small, please."

Feel free to share more stupid stories with me.